Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided 1 to the bartender 2 , "I'm so pissed 3 off !"
1) confided:(confide) v.吐露;托付
2) bartender:n.酒保
3) pissed:a.愤怒的;醉的
"Oh yeah? What happened?" sked 1 the bartender 2 politely.
1) sked:(SK) =Sales Kit 样品箱
sk:[域] Slovakia ,斯洛伐克
2) bartender:n.酒保
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped 1 off our clothes and jumped into bed and we
1) stripped:条带状
were just about to make lovemake love 1 when her god damned 2 husband came in
1) make love:做爱
2) damned:a.该死的;ad.非常,极
the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge 1 by my fingernails!"
1) ledge:n.暗礁;壁架
"Gee 1 , that's tough!"commiserated 2 the bartender 3 .
1) Gee:n.马,家伙
2) commiserated:(commiserate) v.怜悯,同情
3) bartender:n.酒保
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated 1 ,"
1) aggravated:adj.尖锐化
thecustomer went on."
When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked 1 already! Let me just take a leak.
1) naked:a.裸体的;无遮敝的
' And damned 1 if the lazy
1) damned:a.该死的;ad.非常,极
son of a bitch 1 didn't piss 2 out the window right onto my head?"
1) bitch:n.母狗,母狼;<俚>婊子
2) piss:n.尿;啤酒;v.尿;排
"Yeech!"
the bartender 1 shook his head.
1) bartender:n.酒保
" No wonderNo wonder 1 you're in a ousy mood 2 ."
1) No wonder:毫不奇怪,不足为奇,难怪
2) mood:n.心情,情绪,心地,兴致
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting 1 and groaning 2 and when
1) grunting:(grunt) v.咕哝;拉屎;n.步兵;呼噜声
2) groaning:哼声
they finished, the husband tossed his condom 1 out of the window.
1) condom:n.避孕套
And where does it land? My damned 1 forehead!"
1) damned:a.该死的;ad.非常,极
"Damn 1 , that really is a drag!"
1) Damn:该死;讨厌;诅咒;使失败;批评;非常;丝毫
says the bartender 1 .
1) bartender:n.酒保
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed 1 me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass 2 out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
1) pissed:a. 愤怒的;醉的
2) ass:n.驴,蠢驴,傻瓜;屁股
The bartender 1 paled.
1) bartender:n.酒保
"That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah,"
the fellow rattled 1 on, "
1) rattled:(rattle) vt.发出格格声
but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed 1 me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
1) pissed:a.愤怒的;醉的