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Unit 10 Who Killed My Dog?


A timid little man ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx , and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter ?”


A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers with his body hair growing out of the seams,turned slowly on his stool. He looked down at the quivering little man and said, “It’s my dog.



“Well,” squeaked the little man, very nervous, “I believe my dog just killed it, sir.”



“What?”roared the big man in disbelief.“What in the hell kind of dog do you have?”


“Sir,” answered the little man. “It’s a 4-week-old puppy.”



“Bull!” roared the biker. “How could your puppy kill my Doberman?”



“It appears that he choked on it, sir.”



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