"You are drunk!" shouts the barman 1 of the Groggy 2 Doggie 3 Pub, at Paddy, who just has slipped gradually onto the confound 4 again.
"I'm not drunk at all!" insists Paddy, picking himself up. "In fact, I'm not even drunk a little bit, and I'll prove it to you. Now, you see that cat just coming in the entrance? Well, it has only got one eye."
"You're drunker than I thought," says the barman 1 .
"That cat is going out!"