Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over
and confided 1 to the bartender 2 , "I'm so pissed 3 off !"
1) confided:(confide) v.吐露;托付
"Oh yeah? What happened?" sked 1 the bartender 2 politely.
1) sked:(SK) =Sales Kit 样品箱
sk:[域] Slovakia ,斯洛伐克
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped 1 off our clothes and jumped into bed and we
were just about to make lovemake love 1 when her god damned 2 husband came in
1) make love:做爱
the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and
hang from the ledge 1 by my fingernails!"
"Gee 1 , that's tough!"commiserated 2 the bartender 3 .
2) commiserated:(commiserate) v.怜悯,同情
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated 1 ,"
thecustomer went on."
When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're
naked 1 already! Let me just take a leak.
' And damned 1 if the lazy
son of a bitch 1 didn't piss 2 out the window right onto my head?"
the bartender 1 shook his head.
" No wonderNo wonder 1 you're in a ousy mood 2 ."
1) No wonder:毫不奇怪,不足为奇,难怪
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting 1 and groaning 2 and when
1) grunting:(grunt) v.咕哝;拉屎;n.步兵;呼噜声
they finished, the husband tossed his condom 1 out of the window.
And where does it land? My damned 1 forehead!"
"Damn 1 , that really is a drag!"
says the bartender 1 .
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed 1 me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his ass 2 out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
1) pissed:a. 愤怒的;醉的
The bartender 1 paled.
"That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah,"
the fellow rattled 1 on, "
1) rattled:(rattle) vt.发出格格声
but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pissed 1 me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"