A man enters the confessional 1 and says to the Irish 2 Priest 3 , "Father, it has been one month since my last confession 4 . I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest 1 tells the sinner 2 , "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail 3 Mary's."
3) Hail:vt.向…欢呼 vi.招呼
Soon, another man enters the confessional 1 . "Father, it has been two months since my last confession 2 . I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."This time the priest 3 asks, "Who is "Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner 4 replies. "Very well," says the priest 3 . "Go and say 10 Hail 5 Mary's."
5) Hail:vt.向…欢呼 vi.招呼
The next morning in church, the priest 1 is preparing to deliver 2 his sermon 3 when, suddenly a gorgeous 4 , tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays 5 up the aisle 6 and sits down in front of the altar 7 . Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny 8 emerald greenemerald green 9 shoes. The priest 1 and altar 7 boy gasp 10 , as the woman sits with her legs slightly 11 spreada part.
5) sashays:(sashay) vi.到处走动,行走,滑步而舞;n.快滑舞步,远足
9) emerald green:n.鲜绿色
The priest 1 turns toturns to 2 the altar 3 boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
2) turn to:变得,转向,转而从事,求助于,参考
The altar 1 boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies; "No Father, I think its just the reflection 2 off her shoes."