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 FdmHtmBgn  Payroll Pete 发薪名单里的彼特  FdmHtmEgn  [复制链接]

发表于 19-6-29 06:17 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Payroll Pete 发薪名单里的彼特


Two men sit down for lunch in the office cafeteria.

"Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.

"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car" his coworker replied.

"How was he going to to it?"

"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and, well, you get the idea."

"So what did he end up with?"

"Ten years in prison."




有两个人坐在办公大楼的自助餐厅里吃中餐。

“喂,发薪名单里怎么没有彼特,他到底是怎么了?”其中一人问道。

“他想要打造一种新的车款,不过想法太轻率了。”他的同事回答。

“他干了什么事?”

“他把庞蒂克的引擎、雪佛兰的轮胎、林肯的座椅、开迪的轮轴盖拼凑在一起,知道了吧?”

“那结果怎样?”

“要吃十年牢饭。”


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