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发表于 19-6-29 06:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

Four-letter Words 脏话

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. Back at home for a few days, the bride called her mother."Well, how was the honeymoon?"asked the mother.


"Oh, Mama,"she replied,"The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."


Suddenly she burst out crying."But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying I've never heard before! All these awful four-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!"


"Sarah, sarah,"her mother said."Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words!"


"Please don't let me tell you, Mama,"wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed!They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!"


"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother those horrlble four-letter words!"


Still sobbing, the bride replied,"Oh, Mama...Words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."


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