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 FdmHtmBgn  Who's Got Brains? 谁有脑子?  FdmHtmEgn  [复制链接]

发表于 19-6-29 06:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.


"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.It's an experimental procedure, risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."


The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.At length, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"


The doctor quicklyresponded, "$2,000 for a female brain, and $5,000 for a male brain."

医生很快回答:“女人的脑袋一颗2000 元,男人的脑袋一颗5000 元。”

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.


A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"


The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then to the entire group said,"It's a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the female brains down, because they've been used."


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